fisherpon:

Pinkie’s Balloon Patrol Update 2 Music by ~Zztfox

Attempt 1: 142/150
RANK: Mysterious Mare-Do-Well

Attempt 2: 148/150
RANK: Sir Party Pants

Attempt 3:  148/150
RANK: Sir Party Pants

NOTE: Getting hit by the birds does not end the game; rather, it causes you to be unable to switch lanes for about half a second.

NOTE: Each rank appears to have a different ending image. 

Attempt 4: 0/150 (experimental attempt)
RANK: Balloon Ninja
NOTE: This ending is adorable. 

YAY! 139/150 Rank DJ Pinkie!

askbutterscotch:

ask-the-test-subjects:

sparky-the-mutant-pony:

princemetalthunder:

comickit:

tsundere-saurus-rex:

connectedthroughamindset:

If you find this bastard, don’t even take the time to report him

Just do us a favor and beat him within an inch of his life

so when a post for a chicken got 500k+ notes, we should also try it with this one!

I want to kill that ass so fucking much, who the hells beats a cute little girl fUCKING APOJGFJDSÖLÖLJGsfgePDHRA’P

they’ve got a point. fluffy chickens are great but child abuse is not.

oh my fucking god,i hate douchebags like those i mean WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Some douche-cunt is gonna die screaming…

If we just kill the people that do bad (young and old) on the spot, this would never happen.

Kill law breakers on the spot. No last words. No regret.

no, not that, if you break down laws to destroy the devil, then what is left to protect you?

as bad as he is, it is not worth destroying the right to a fair trial by a jury of your peers. 

but vigilanteism i support, untill the cops get there anyway.

jimmoriarsehole:

the-vashta-nerada:

bitterempress:

1800’s French Military Uniform

Today’s Military Uniforms

where did all the style go

where was the time when you could just

out-fab your opponents

do you really think it’s a good idea to take military advice from the French

With 109 victories, 10 draws and 49 losses out of 168 wars since 387 B.C., I’d say yes.

That French uniform was an officer’s uniform, your normal grunt in the military back then wore what he could.  But making everyone Uniform it makes the officers not stand out so much and makes it hard for the enemy sniper to find the guy in charge.

luapony:

shepherd0821:

Weeping pony.

Oh shit adorableness kill

Reblogging this for my friend Axe. She is actually doing this as a Cosplay.

captaincatwoman:

I made a ring to go with the necklace from that photoset and I think I accidentally made my dream engagement ring.

Is it just me, or does this ring look like Twilight’s Cutiemark?

jazykuun:

pussyless:

samjoonyuh:

Can this not become a thing?

You see if I saw this or I was on shift and this was my store, I would have punched these fucking cunts in the face.

And I hate how all the kids on this site keep saying “OMGZZZ Y AREN’T WE ALLOWED TO FIND ANYTHING FUNNY ANYMORE????” 

You’re allowed to find things funny, but this isn’t fucking funny. You immature children never fucking think about the repercussions of your actions. It’s not you that’s going to have to clean all that up, it’s going to be someone working the minimum wage while you sit at home, begging for notes on Tumblr.

This looks more stupid then funny if you ask me. Like come on, someone could’ve used that milk for something. It’s like buying a turkey and then you just throw it in the garbage or on the concrete in public on Thanksgiving just “For da lulz” or being funny to get a large amount of notes on Tumblr, while you have people out there who can’t even afford a Thanksgiving dinner themselves and have to resort to eating what they can afford.

:|

There is another serious issue here.  These people could be trying to get Money from this.  I can see this as a kind of Insurance fraud, break the milk or juice jug then fall making it look like it could be the store’s fault for not cleaning up the spill that made you fall and hurt yourself.

melodyquill:

TIME FOR THE LAZIEST GIVEAWAY EVER!

In celebration of 500 followers, I’m hosting a giveaway.

Since I’m useless at most things, the prizes are- you guessed it- pony sprites.

I’ll be using a random chooserer program to pick the winners, and there’ll be five of you.

Rules:

1. Like/reblog this for chances to win
2. Must be following me. If you unfollow immediately after, I’ll be disappoint, but won’t hold it against you. (Not like I’ve never done that, hah!)
3. No alternate accounts. If your blog is empty (or has only been open for a week or something like that and looks staged), I’ll assume it was created solely for competitions and will disregard it.
4. If your pony is excessively difficult to make in sprite form and I am actually incapable of doing it well, I reserve the right to move onto the next person on the randomly chosen list.
5. If the winners don’t respond to my message within 24 hours of notification, I’ll move onto the next person on the list.

I think that’s everything important. Feel free to message me for extra details or if I’ve forgotten anything.

[edit] AH CRUD. THIS ENDS ON, UH… MIDNIGHT (GMT) OF THE 23RD.

mlp4eternity:

spockward:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

iamtonysexual:

itsxplacebo:

if you use the term “fandom”, then please kill yourself. 

if you tell people to kill themselves for using a harmless term, you’re probably a pretty big douchebag and I’m going to have to ask you to leave the premises.

what the hell do i call the fanbase then

the heavenly order of psychopaths

satan’s favorite porn writers

another one bites the dust

you see

most of the people on tumblr are nice and sweet

and understand sarcasm

and then there are the people that beat people up and don’t even know what they’re doing

nice job tumblr

Well gee, I guess this will piss our friend.  I am planning to write a book all about Fandom in general.

kingofstrifers:

anchored-until-forever:

Hi. If you stop your dash for any reason today please make it this one. The picture I attached is my friend Samantha chapman. She goes by Sammy and earlier this week she was reported as a missing person. The picture is her missing person poster. The last time I saw her was as school but she is supposedly in Chicago. If you live in Chicago or anywhere around there please please please if you see her tell her that her friends and family miss her. If you see her please call the number on the flier. If you don’t live in Chicago or around there can you reblog this anyways in hopes that it’ll make it’s way to someone who does. We are all very worried about her. It would mean so much to me if the people of tumblr helped me being my friend home. I don’t know what to say. It’s hard to lose a friend and I don’t want to lose a good one. Please help find Sammy. I know Chicago is a big town but please help. If anything print the flier out and hang it around Chicago. I just hope somehow she comes across it so she knows how much we miss her.

This is important guys, game related or not.

When did Super villains get corporate sponsorship?  Yes, Harley Quinn is not shilling for Budweiser.

((Pictures taken during Mardi Gras in Mobile, AL))

I need more friends on that game.  I am not getting any of the little hearts you can only get from other players, and I need them to buy certain ponies, specifically Scootaloo.  If you want to help, my handle on the game is cedar1974.  Please add me as a friend, and I will sent you all hearts every day.

http://horsepower.emeraldcoastcomics.net/

the-bite-of-frost:

valerieparker:

Kili in a barrel.

I CAN’T FUCKING GET OVER RICHARD’S ANGRY TWIRL OUT OF THE THIRD GIF

IT LOOKS LIKE HE JUST TWIRLS THE FUCK AWAY

DWARF PRINCE OUT BITCH

RAGE TWIRL: DWARF EDITION 

Why are the Dwarves even out of their barrels?  They are suppose to be stuffed inside.  How else can they escape and get ferried down the river by the elves in the next movie?

jessical622:

I have come across 5 people who actually know who archie is. I just want to find out how many people do.